Sunday, July 26, 2009

**History Exam **

* **History Exam **...
*Everyone over 40 should have a pretty easy time at this exam. If you are
under 40 you can claim a *handicap.

This is a ** **History Exam *for those who don't mind seeing how much they
really remember about *what went on in their life.

**** * Get paper & pencil & number from 1 to 20.
***** Write the letter of each answer & score at the end.

*Then before you pass this test on put your score in the subject
line..Send to friends so everyone can HAVE FUN!!! *Also send it back to
me...

1. * In the 1940s where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?
*a. On the floor shift knob.
b. On the floor board to the left of the clutch.
c. Next to the horn.

2. * The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it. For what
was it used?
*a. Capture lightning bugs.
b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing.
c. Large salt shaker.

3. * Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?
*a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk.
b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled..
c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze
expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top

4. * What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?
*a. Blackjack
b. Gin
c. Craps

5. * What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings
when none were available due to rationing during WW II.
*a. Suntan
b. Leg painting
c. Wearing slacks

6. * What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you couldn't
tell whether it was coming or going?
*a. Studebaker
b. Nash Metro
c. Tucker

7. * Which was a popular candy when you were a kid? *
*a . Strips of dried peanut butter.
b. Chocolate licorice bars.
c.. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside..

*8. * How was Butch wax used?
*a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up..
b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing.
c. On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust..

9. * Before inline skates how did you keep your roller skates attached to
your shoes?
*a. With clamps tightened by a skate key
b. Woven straps that crossed the foot.
c.. Long pieces of twine.

10. * As a kid what was considered the best way to reach a decision?
a. Consider all the facts.
b. Ask Mom.
c. Eeny-meeny-miney- mo.

*11. * What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940s and 1950s?
*a. Smallpox
b. AIDS
c. Polio

12. * "I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey"
*a. SUV
b. Taxi
c. Streetcar

13. * What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pony?
*a. Old Blue
b. Paint
c. Macaroni

14. * What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?
*a .. Part of the game of hide and seek..
b. What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores.
c. Hiding under your desk and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb
drill..

15. * What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody show?
*a. Princess Summerfallwinterspr ing
b. Princess Sacajawea
c. Princess Moonshadow

16. * What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed tests
were handed out in school?
*a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink as this was believed to get you high.

b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window.
c. Wrote another pupil's name on the top to avoid their failure.

17. * Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with
purchases?
*a. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs which tasted like
bubble gum.
b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various household
items.
c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos.

18. * Praise the Lord & pass the _________?
*a. Meatballs
b. Dames
c. Ammunition

19. * What was the name of the singing group that made the song "Cabdriver"
a hit?
*a. The Ink Spots
b. The Supremes
c. The Esquires

20. * Who left his heart in **San Francisco** ?
*a. Tony Bennett
b. Xavier Cugat *c. George Gershwin
*----------- --------- --------- ------------ --------- ---------

* ** ANSWERS

*1. * (b) On the floor to the left of the clutch. Hand controls popular in
**Europe** took till the late '60's to catch on.

*2. (b) To sprinkle clothes before ironing. Who had a steam iron? *

*3. * (c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand popping the
bottle top.

*4 . (a) Blackjack Gum.

*5. * (b) Special makeup was applied followed by drawing a seam down the
back of the leg *with eyebrow pencil.

*6. (a) 1946 Studebaker.

*7. * (c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water.

*8. * (a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut.
*9.. ( *a) With clamps tightened by a skate key which you wore on a
shoestring around your
*neck.

*10. (c) Eeny-meeny-miney- mo.

*11. * (c) Polio. In beginning of August swimming pools were closed movies
and other public *gathering places were closed to try to prevent spread of
the disease.

*12. (b) Taxi . Better be ready by half-past eight!

*13. * (c) Macaroni.

*14. * (c) Hiding under your desk and covering your head with your arms in
an A-bomb drill.

*15. * (a) Princess Summerfallwinterspr ing. She was another puppet.

*16. * (a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get a high.

*17. * (b) Put in a special stamp book they could be traded for household
items at the Green *Stamp store.

*18. (c) Ammunition and we'll all be free.

*19.. * (a) The widely famous 50's group The Inkspots. *

*20.. * (a) Tony Bennett and he sounds just as good today. *

* ** SCORING

17- 20 correct *: You are older than dirt and obviously gifted with mental
abilities. Now if you could only find your glasses. Definitely someone who
should share your wisdom!

* ** 12 -16 correct **: Not quite dirt yet but you're getting there.*

* ** 0 -11 correct **: You are not old enough to share the wisdom of your
experiences.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Test for Dementia

Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?


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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,
so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you
took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are..?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do
NOTuse paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20.
Now add another 1000 Now add 10 ... What is the total?

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right......Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he
wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.... Like you!

PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

Travel Agents' Nightmares

A Washington , DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why'
his country is in trouble!

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her
hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to
Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport
information, and then she interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make
you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts ...'' Without trying
to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in
Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa '' Her response -- click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we
did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was
expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since
Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very
thin state!'' (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, ''Is it possible to
see England from Canada ?'' I said, ''No.'' She said, ''But they look so
close on the map.'' (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a
car in Dallas . I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a
1-hour layover in Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he
said, ''I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive
between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it
was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to
Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois
, but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her
the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical
description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I
said, 'No, why do you ask?' She replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the
airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight.
I think that's very rude!''

After putting her on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was
dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca.
is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a
destination tag on her luggage.

8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii
After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to
fly to California and then take the train To Hawaii ?''

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, ''How do
I know which plane to get on?'' I asked him what exactly he meant, to which
he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes
have numbers on them.''

10. A lady Senator called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola,
Florida ... Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?'' I
asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL on a commuter plane. She said,
''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''

11. A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he
needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about
passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. 'Oh, no I don't. I've
been to China many times and never had to have one of those.'' I double
checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he
said, ''Look, I've been to China four times. and every time they have
accepted my American Express!''

12. A New Mexico Congress woman called to make reservations, ''I want to go
from Chicago to Rhino, New York .'' I was at a loss for words. > Finally, I
said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?'' 'Yes, what flights do
you have?'' replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with ''I'm
sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't
find a rhino anywhere." ''The lady retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone
knows where it is. Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ''You
don't mean Buffalo , do you?'' The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big >
animal.''

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it's in! Could anyone
be this dumb?
YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.
I don't write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like manure,
you just gotta spread it around.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Thought for the Day

Thought for the Day

"Never look down on a person unless you are helping him up." Jesse Jackson

Thought for the Day: on Possibilities

Thought for the Day: "We can escape the prison of our own beliefs and enter the Palace of Possibilities when we allow ourselves to be astonished by everything." Gary Craig

Monday, July 20, 2009

Thought for the Day:

Thought for the Day: "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Oliver Wendell Holmes

Saturday, July 18, 2009

from EFT

Thought for the Day: "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." Will Rogers

Friday, July 3, 2009

The 100 Essential Folk Songs from Folk Alley

After eight weeks of collecting votes (each song suggestion is considered a "vote" for that song), the results are in. These are the 100 essential folk songs as voted by our Folk Alley listeners, which are available for streaming below (the stream is not in any particular order).

The 100 Essential Folk Songs
Song -Written OR Performed by

1. This Land is Your Land - Woody Guthrie
2. Blowin’ in the Wind - Bob Dylan
3. City of New Orleans - Steve Goodman
4. If I Had a Hammer - Pete Seeger
5. Where Have All The Flowers Gone - The Kingston Trio
6. Early Morning Rain - Gordon Lightfoot
7. Suzanne - Leonard Cohen
8. We Shall Overcome - Pete Seeger
9. Four Strong Winds - Ian and Sylvia
10. Last Thing On My Mind - Tom Paxton

11. The Circle Game - Joni Mitchell
12. Tom Dooley - The Kingston Trio (Trad)
13. Both Sides Now - Joni Mitchell
14. Who Knows Where The Time Goes - Sandy Denny
15. Goodnight Irene - The Weavers (Trad)
16. Universal Soldier - Buffy St Marie
17. Don’t Think Twice - Bob Dylan
18. Diamonds and Rust - Joan Baez
19. Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
20. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot

21. Alice’s Restaurant - Arlo Guthrie
22. Turn, Turn, Turn - The Byrds (Pete Seeger)
23. Puff The Magic Dragon - Peter, Paul and Mary
24. Thirsty Boots - Eric Andersen
25. There But For Fortune - Phil Ochs
26. Across The Great Divide - Kate Wolf
27. The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down - The Band (Robbie Robertson)
28. The Dutchman - Steve Goodman
29. Matty Groves - Fairport Convention (Trad)

30. Pastures of Plenty - Woody Guthrie
31. Canadian Railroad Trilogy - Gordon Lightfoot
32. Ramblin’ Boy - Tom Paxton
33. Hello In There - John Prine
34. The Mary Ellen Carter - Stan Rogers
35. Scarborough Fair - Martin Carthy (Trad)
36. Freight Train - Elizabeth Cotton
37. Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan
38. Paradise - John Prine
39. Northwest Passage - Stan Rogers

40. And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda - Eric Bogle
41. Changes - Phil Ochs
42. Streets of London - Ralph McTell
43. Gentle On My Mind - John Hartford
44. Barbara Allen - Shirley Collins (Trad)
45. Little Boxes - Malvina Reynolds
46. The Water is Wide - Traditional
47. Blue Moon of Kentucky - Bill Monroe
48. No Regrets - Tom Rush
49. Amazing Grace - Odetta (Trad)

50. Catch The Wind - Donovan
51. If I Were a Carpenter - Tim Hardin
52. Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
53. House of the Rising Sun - Doc & Richard Watson (Trad)
54. Kisses Sweeter Than Wine - The Weavers
55. Tangled Up In Blue - Bob Dylan
56. The Boxer - Simon and Garfunkel
57. Someday Soon - Ian and Sylvia
58. 500 Miles - Peter, Paul and Mary
59. Masters of War - Bob Dylan

60. Wildwood Flower - Carter Family
61. Can The Circle Be Unbroken - Carter Family
62. Can’t Help But Wonder Where I’m Bound - Tom Paxton
63. Teach Your Children - Crosby, Stills Nash & Young
64. Deportee - Woody Guthrie
65. Tecumseh Valley - Towns Van Zandt
66. Mr. Bojangles - Jerry Jeff Walker
67. Cold Missouri Waters - James Keeleghan
68. The Crucifixion - Phil Ochs
69. Angel from Montgomery - John Prine

70. Christmas in the Trenches - John McCutcheon
71. John Henry - Traditional
72. Pack Up Your Sorrows - Richard and Mimi Farina
73. Dirty Old Town - Ewan MacColl
74. Caledonia - Dougie MacLean
75. Gentle Arms of Eden - Dave Carter
76. My Back Pages - Bob Dylan
77. Arrow - Cheryl Wheeler
78. Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen
79. Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire

80. Man of Constant Sorrow - Ralph Stanley (Trad)
81. Shady Grove - Traditional
82. Pancho and Lefty - Townes Van Zandt
83. Old Man - Neil Young
84. Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan
85. American Tune - Paul Simon
86. At Seventeen - Janis Ian
87. Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon & Garfunkel
88. Road - Nick Drake
89. Tam Lin - Fairport Convention (Trad)

90. Ashokan Farewell - Jay Ungar and Molly Mason
91. Desolation Row - Bob Dylan
92. Love Is Our Cross To Bear - John Gorka
93. Hobo’s Lullaby - Woody Guthrie
94. Urge For Going - Tom Rush
95. Return of the Grievous Angel - Gram Parsons
96. Chilly Winds - The Kingston Trio
97. Fountain of Sorrow - Jackson Browne
98. The Times They Are A Changing - Bob Dylan
99. Our Town - Iris Dement
100. Leaving on a Jet Plane - John Denver